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Tonight will mark not the passing of a torch, but instead the end of an era. Tonight, the last episode of The Late Show will air. Media historians in the future will probably look back at this as a turning point, signalling the end of the dominance of late-night broadcast television comedians to provide humor and ridicule about current events and the news. For me, this is a sad milestone.
Donald Trump has always used the court system as a weapon. He has filed thousands of lawsuits in his lifetime, and defended himself against plenty of lawsuits filed against him too. He knows full well how to wage what is now referred to as "lawfare," which is defined as: "the use of the courts and legal system as warfare." And when running for his second term in office, he would routinely promise "retribution" against his enemies. So it is no surprise that his underlings keep attempting to do just that.
At this point, it seems fitting that The Secret Handshake be officially proclaimed Donald Trump's court jester.
The group, as the name implies, is secret. It is an artists' collective but nobody knows who is behind it or a member of it. They use intermediaries to file for National Park permits to display art installations on the National Mall without fanfare, and then they just silently appear. And they've outdone themselves, once again.
I have decided to take the day off (for obvious reasons), so I thought I'd run a holiday favorite today. So here you go, and I hope everyone has a great day out there! (New columns will resume tomorrow...)
Originally published March 15th, 2012
I realize I'm a wee bit early for a Saint Patrick's [...]
As always, we like to start out the new year in amusing fashion, as we salute the tireless pedants way up north at the Lake Superior State University who, each year, determine which words and phrases have been so overused and are so annoying that they deserve banishment from the vernacular.
Speaking as someone who generally enjoys a good conspiracy theory just for the "creative writing" aspect alone, in all good conscience I simply must report this shocking news: I have uncovered a big, fat conspiracy that is no mere theory. We're either being lied to, or we're joining in the propagation of the lie ourselves, with merriment. In actual fact, it would not be hyperbole to call this the father of all conspiracies.
A U.S. military website showing Santa Claus delivering his presents while guarded by warplanes has some children's advocates worried.
In a twist to its tradition of tracking an animated version of Santa Claus' sleigh and reindeer as he flies around the globe on December 24, the military is adding the animated fighter plane escort to give a realistic feel to the popular feature, said a spokesman for the North American Aerospace Defense Command.
Welcome back to the second of our year-end awards columns! And if you missed it last Friday, go check out [Part 1] as well.
This article is mind-bendingly long enough, so we're not going to bother with any other introductory words at all. Instead, let's just get right to the awards, shall we?
Welcome to our annual year-end awards! As always, we honor the memory of The McLaughlin show with our categories, and we want to thank the readers who responded to our calls for nominees for them all.
Also as always, it is long. Really, really, insanely long. You have been warned!
And also as always, we'll be back again next Friday for [Part 2].
I must begin with an apology, because once again I find that I cannot bring myself to write a new Hallowe'en column this year.
Usually, at this time of year, I try to come up with frightful tales of horror for both the left and right sides of the political divide -- which I attempt to make both humorous and also so far-fetched that they're ridiculously unbelievable. The "scare factor" is tempered by the "Oh, that could never actually happen" factor, to put it another way.
These are indeed scary times we live in. And it would be impossible for me to try to construct a nightmarish scenario for those on the left that is any more frightful than what we are living through now.