Archive of Articles for August, 2006

Good Democratic Campaign Tactics: Bush And Gas Prices

[ Posted Wednesday, August 30th, 2006 – 11:48 UTC ]

Demonstrate your dedication to fighting for middleclass families by clearly explaining how you will work to keep down the price of gas if elected to Congress. Hold an event at a gas station or other logical location where you call for a real commitment to bringing down gas prices and pledge that, as a member of Congress, you will fight for families in your district, not the oil and gas executives for which this Republican Congress has fought so hard.

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Campaign Ads For The Katrina And 9/11 Anniversary Season: "Got Competence?"

[ Posted Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006 – 12:06 UTC ]

Democrats need to tie Congressional Republicans as tightly as possible to Bush's policies, and then hammer away at their failures. The great squishy middle of American voters aren't very ideologically inclined one way or another, but they do like to see a minimum of competence from the people they elect. Painting the Republicans as "the party of incompetence" will swing a lot of independent votes to the Democrats.

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October Surprise 2006: Place Your Bets Now!

[ Posted Wednesday, August 16th, 2006 – 12:09 UTC ]

(10) Announce that Barbara and/or Jenna Bush has joined the Marines and will soon be deploying to Iraq. Odds: 17.5 billion to 1

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What Do We Do When The Iraq Civil War Starts?

[ Posted Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 – 14:07 UTC ]

It would still give American soldiers the mission of separating a populace along ethnic and religious lines. Not exactly recruiting-poster material. "Join the Army. Help Shi'ites evict Sunnis. Help Sunnis purify their villages and send Shi'ites and Kurds packing." Inspirational, isn't it?

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American Foreign Policy: Wonderland, Oz, And Never-Never Land

[ Posted Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006 – 12:32 UTC ]

There's an old saying: "Hope for the best, plan for the worst, and take what comes." Unfortunately, the Bush neo-cons have twisted this to read: "Assure everyone the best will happen, fire anybody who even mentions a worse outcome (and smear as a traitor anyone who mentions the 'worst' outcome, since they're obviously rooting for the terrorists), and then refuse to face reality when things turn out differently."

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