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Revenge Of The Pot-Smoking, Gay-Marrying, Women-Empowering, DREAMing Liberals

[ Posted Wednesday, November 7th, 2012 – 17:23 UTC ]

Seriously, a man running for the most powerful office in the country didn't bother to plan for one of the two contingencies that were guaranteed to happen last night? And he wanted us to let him make crucial decisions for all of us? Willard Mitt Romney's shocking lack of preparedness last night, when it came to speech time, was truly the icing on the sweet, sweet cake of Barack Hussein Obama's second victorious election, at least for me.

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Let The 2016 Speculation Begin!

[ Posted Tuesday, November 6th, 2012 – 16:57 UTC ]

OK, let me start by saying that headline is really just a cheap joke. Sort of. The wonks of America will indeed start speculating about the 2014 and 2016 elections either tonight or sometime tomorrow morning, at the latest, but I'm going to refrain from such idle chatter for now, mostly because we've got this year's election to get through first.

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Final Electoral Math -- My 2012 Election Picks

[ Posted Monday, November 5th, 2012 – 16:18 UTC ]

Welcome to the last of these Electoral Math columns, at least for the next three and a half years. Today, we're just going to throw caution to the wind, and go ahead and predict the outcome of tomorrow night's returns. Before we get to that, though, a quick rundown of my previous record in the election prediction business, and then (for completeness' sake) the final electoral math graphs for 2012.

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Friday Talking Points [233] -- Wake Me When It's Over

[ Posted Friday, November 2nd, 2012 – 16:09 UTC ]

Every so often, I get an idea which I know would make me millions of dollars. Today, I had another one: develop and market a pill which, when taken, would put you to sleep until the morning after the election. The pill would be magically timed to work no matter when you took it, meaning a citizen in Texas or California might not want to take one until perhaps mid-October, but the folks in Iowa and New Hampshire might be expected to take one New Year's Eve -- thus avoiding not only the debates and punditary frenzy of the general election, but the entire primary season as well. It would be marketed under the name "The Rip Van Winkle Pill."

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Obama Poll Watch -- October, 2012

[ Posted Thursday, November 1st, 2012 – 16:54 UTC ]

October was debate month, and -- surprise! -- it didn't affect his job approval numbers much, if at all. In either direction, really. Obama's job approval rating hardly fluctuated at all throughout all three debates, continuing his trend upward but at a more modest rate.

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Coping With Disaster

[ Posted Tuesday, October 30th, 2012 – 15:56 UTC ]

The worst of times always brings out the best in people. When disaster strikes, people tend to rediscover their inner humanity.

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2012 Electoral Math -- One Week Out

[ Posted Monday, October 29th, 2012 – 16:31 UTC ]

Are you worried that Frankenstorm will restrict your access to up-to-date polling numbers? Do you know more about the state of the race in places you’ve never been to, but haven’t decided what to do for Hallowe’en yet? Then you have come to the right place! With one week to go before Election Day dawns, the race for president is about as tight as it can get, so let's get right to it.

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Friday Talking Points [232] -- Frankenstorm! Hank For Senate!

[ Posted Friday, October 26th, 2012 – 16:01 UTC ]

No matter what your political affiliations, I think we can all agree we're getting a little burnt out on Election 2012. "When will it end?" we wonder -- and we don't even live in a state currently under siege in the continuing television ad war. We can only imagine what Ohioans, Floridians, and Virginians must be experiencing right now.

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School Records

[ Posted Thursday, October 25th, 2012 – 16:55 UTC ]

No, this is not going to be a column about Donald Trump, who is apparently trying to get his face in the news again over Barack Obama's college records. Instead, we are going to feature a cartoon about education, from Joshua L. Eisenstein, PhD., in collaboration with cartoonist Sushila Oliphant.

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Last Election For Electoral College?

[ Posted Wednesday, October 24th, 2012 – 16:43 UTC ]

I'm going to paint a picture of how America could scrap the Electoral College system in the next decade, but I make no predictions whatsoever about the chances this could become reality. You'll have to judge that sort of thing for yourselves.

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