Since it's Hallowe'en week, we thought it'd be worth taking a look back at the nightmares we dreamed up last year. Also, we're busy carving pumpkins for tomorrow's column (we're planning our annual frightfest one day early this year, so it'll run on Huffington Post as well as here). Obviously, none of last year's predictions were 100 percent on the mark, although there are certainly some aspects of all of them which have now come true. In any case, read and enjoy, and check back tomorrow for this year's horrific tales (and, of course, Jack-o-lanterns...).
Originally published October 31, 2012 (right before the election)
It's that time of year again, so gather 'round, kiddies, for our spine-tingling and bone-chilling tales of political horror!
This Hallowe'en, we've got not only two frightful nightmares to recount, but actually three, so that absolutely nobody will feel left out. Yes, horrific futures await not only for Democrats and Republicans, but one at the end for everybody to run from, shrieking in terror all the while!
As always, our spooky stories are accompanied by hand-carved Jack-o-lanterns (so that I can write off "pumpkin purchase" on my taxes). That first one's supposed to be a baseball mitt (get it... Mitt?), but admittedly wasn't my best effort. The second one's supposed to be red, too. The third one came out OK, I thought... but I digress.
To get back into the frightful spirit, let's turn off the lights, and everyone make a circle and turn on your flashlights and point them at your chins (for the proper spooky atmosphere), and we'll begin with our skeleton-rattling, chain-dragging tales of fearful futures...
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