Trump's Crowd Size Delusion (2.0)
[Editorial Note: Every so often, my scheduling/writing decisions turn out to be incredibly wrong. Yesterday, for instance, I wrote about something that seemed important and was worth pointing out because Trump seemed to be backing down and (for once) doing the right thing after all. Within hours of posting the article, however, the news broke that the White House had flip-flopped and decided that they weren't backing down, and instead had reinstated the original policy of ICE doing workplace raids on farmworkers, meatpackers, hotel workers, and restaurants. Eventually, economics will force them to reverse course once again, but it's questionable how long this will take after the fiasco of this flip-flop. In any case, what I'm trying to say is (hindsight being 20/20 and all) I wish I had run the following article yesterday rather than winding up with egg on my face.]
Donald Trump, once again, seems to be experiencing a case of "crowd size envy" in a big way. Or perhaps "in a little way" would be more appropriate? The White House confidently reported that 250,000 people showed up to view the Dear Leader's birthday military extravaganza, but the only way you can believe that figure is if you avoid seeing any of the actual photos of the crowd.
If this all sounds familiar, it should. It was in fact the premiere bit of idiocy from Trump's first term, when he claimed that a record crowd of a bazillion people (or whatever it was, I am too lazy to look it up, sorry) attended his inauguration when the photos showed one of the lightest inauguration turnouts in modern history. Thus began the "Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?" theme that continues to this day from Trump.