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Democrats Give Millions A Raise

[ Posted Friday, July 27th, 2007 – 13:37 UTC ]

This is another reason the story isn't getting much play in the media. They seem to be accepting the spin from the White House that "this Congress can't do anything but investigate and obstruct."

Minimum Wage

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Intel Leak

[ Posted Thursday, July 26th, 2007 – 10:18 UTC ]

Intel Leak

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New Feature -- Political Cartoons

[ Posted Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 – 12:12 UTC ]

The Buck Stops…

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Celebrate The 4th -- Pursue Some Happiness!

[ Posted Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 – 02:36 UTC ]

But the glorious Fourth is all about what a cool idea America was in the first place, and how we of all nations came up with the idea first. It is a day even a tree-hugging liberal in San Francisco can fly an American flag proudly -- with no militaristic overtones taken by her tree-hugging liberal neighbors, it should be noted -- since it is a day to celebrate what the ideal of America is. And that's something every American holds deeply in their own heart, and can celebrate in a very personal way -- even while enjoying the public celebrations.

So go ahead this Independence Day. Have a hot dog. Jump in some water somewhere. Watch a parade. Drink a beer. Drink two! Watch some fireworks.

The Founding Fathers not only would have approved of the concept of you having a great July 4th, they founded the whole damn country just so you could exercise your natural right to do so. You would be letting them down, in essence, by not doing so.

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Another Three-Dot Column

[ Posted Tuesday, June 26th, 2007 – 18:02 UTC ]

. . . The mainstream media had lots of fun with the Pentagon funding a "gay bomb" and other fantastical projects last week (and the late night talk show hosts had even more fun with it). The fact that the Pentagon funds some wacky projects shouldn't actually come as news to anyone familiar with the story of the "hafnium bomb" -- an idea for a grenade-sized nuke that has about as much evidence of ever becoming reality as cold fusion.

I guess I really shouldn't mock the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), too much, since they're also the folks who brought us the very internet you are reading this on. See? Some of their stuff turns out OK.

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Friday Funnies: Zombies For President!

[ Posted Friday, May 18th, 2007 – 12:51 UTC ]

Best Democratic entry:

9. DENNIS KUCINICH

Pro: Solid anti-war stance; adorable; strong to the finich.

Con: Election laws limit magical pixies to only one term in office.

 

Best Republican entry:

8. NEWT GINGRICH

Pro: Well known.

Con: See above.

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President Bush Almost Calls Blair A Poodle

[ Posted Thursday, May 17th, 2007 – 12:04 UTC ]

"I do congratulate the Prime Minister for being a -- when he gets on a subject, it's dogged. Witness his patience and resolve regarding Northern Ireland. And congratulations for your leadership."

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Ironically, Spectators To GOP Debate Watch From "Moscow"

[ Posted Friday, May 4th, 2007 – 12:43 UTC ]

The symbolism of a Republican crowd sitting in "Geneva" is bad enough, given George W. Bush's penchance for ignoring international laws (especially those which emanated from Geneva), but am I the only one to see shades of Kafka or Orwell in GOP audience members sitting in "Moscow"?

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Mitt's A Ramblin' Guy

[ Posted Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 – 01:05 UTC ]

Now, this doesn't mean I'm about to vote Republican or anything, but Romney raised his profile considerably (for me) when he told Jay "my sons just gave me a car as a present -- a 1962 Rambler American."

For context (for those of you who don't know me personally), here is the car I learned to drive on:

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A not-so beautiful 1968 Rambler American. Man, if that car could talk....

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Certain Portions Of Harry Reid's Anatomy May Be Rather Oversized, And Possibly Composed Of Brass...

[ Posted Wednesday, April 25th, 2007 – 06:09 UTC ]

My prediction is that some version of this will be on many Republican candidates' lips this fall. The only question is whether it will be enough to force Bush to face reality, and to finally begin to end the war in Iraq. Democrats need 17 or 18 Republicans in the Senate, and around 60 or so in the House, in order to put together a veto-proof majority. These are the numbers to watch, as only they will end the war in Iraq.

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