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Alberto GONE-zales

[ Posted Wednesday, August 29th, 2007 – 13:34 UTC ]

Bye Bye Fredo

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Damned Liberals

[ Posted Tuesday, August 28th, 2007 – 06:00 UTC ]

Damned Liberals

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Bumpersticker Slogan Contest (Winners)

[ Posted Saturday, August 25th, 2007 – 21:56 UTC ]

The results were overwhelming. In one day there were almost 150 posts. Narrowing these down to a list of winners was extremely hard, due to the fact that almost all the entries were excellent.

The only thing about the contest which disappointed me was there was absolutely no blatant attempts to bribe the judge. Oh, well... maybe next time.

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Bush Practices For September

[ Posted Saturday, August 25th, 2007 – 06:00 UTC ]

Shooting The Messenger

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Bumpersticker Slogan Contest

[ Posted Friday, August 24th, 2007 – 16:44 UTC ]

Republican:

3. "GOP in '08! No, seriously!" -- DerekJ.

2. "9/11/2001. 9/11. 911. NineEleven. Boo! GOP in '08." -- monsteroflove.

 

Democratic:

3. "We Shouldn't Even Need A Slogan." -- ScottyRVA.

2. "Osama Still Has a Job. Do You?" -- myiq2xu.

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No Debate For You

[ Posted Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 – 06:00 UTC ]

 

Just be glad we allowed you onstage…

 

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Undisclosed Location

[ Posted Saturday, August 18th, 2007 – 06:00 UTC ]

Alberto In Iraq

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Petraeus' Pig Lipstick

[ Posted Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 – 12:09 UTC ]

There are two parts to the Petraeus-is-trustworthy spin: that he's competent and knows what he's doing, and that he's not political and not partisan. But when you examine the evidence, this fantasy falls apart.

Lipstick

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A Frivolous Summer Column On Science Fiction

[ Posted Monday, August 13th, 2007 – 17:18 UTC ]

Almost without exception, whenever space ships (large or small) are shown in space, the viewer is put at a distance, listening to engines rumble, weapons PING or ZAP or CHOW-CHOW-CHOW, and explosions satisfyingly go BOOM! This needs to end.

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Another Slam Dunk

[ Posted Saturday, August 11th, 2007 – 06:00 UTC ]

Slam Dunk

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