I have to begin by pointing out that, technically, that headline should be in quote marks, since it is a direct quotation (from the guy who inadvertently started the whole thing). I was thinking of calling this article "Whistling Past The Graveyard" before I came across that quote, but I had to admit it was indeed a catchier title.

So what is the "great burrito debate," if you haven't already heard about it all? Here's how Forbes explained it (complete with the quote's source):

It started with a complaint on X about the cost of a $20 burrito. Over the next several days, that mundane-sounding gripe escalated into the latest round of conservative media infighting -- a still-raging fight over affordability and economic populism that's pulled in Turning Point USA, Ben Shapiro, Washington Post columnist Marc Thiessen and even Vice President JD Vance.

The catalyst for this latest round was a tweet from Turning Point USA spokesman Andrew Kolvet, who'd passed along a student's comment about inflation. "One of our TPUSA college students gave me his take on affordability: 'A burrito shouldn’t cost $20.' Yeah, a lot of this is a hangover from Covid and Biden-era inflation, but the lived experience is the same: It just feels like basic things cost too much."

Kolvet's post, which quickly racked up more than 3 million views, kicked off what Kolvet himself dubbed the "great burrito debate of 2026" -- also doubling as the latest reminder of how quickly conservative media can turn on itself.

It's worth going back a little further, to see where all of this came from and why. Here's what really kicked off the great summer debate:

"Grocery prices are insane. They're still rising," wrote Matt Walsh, a conservative podcaster at The Daily Wire, in an Aug. 3 post on X that helped ignite the debate. "Addressing this problem should be the number one priority of every elected leader. End the stupid foreign wars and focus on this issue. It's one of the main reasons socialists are gaining power."

And here's where that debate then headed (emphasis -- and snarky trademark character -- in original):

And then Republicans lost their minds. The reactions broke down into three reasonably distinct groups.

America First types agreed that burritos cost too much and blamed either Joe Biden and/or neocons.

Pro-Trump True Conservatives™ mocked the entitled snowflakes by explaining that when they were kids they walked to school four miles in the snow, uphill both ways.

The Anti-Anti-Trumpers tried to square the circle by insisting that $20 burritos don't actually exist, but to the extent they might exist, the problem is the societal acceptance of DoorDash delivery fees as part of the natural cost of dining.

Two examples of the second group were given (from social media posts). The first was from Marc Thiessen, and the second was from Representative Dan Crenshaw. The second one is worth reading just because it is so completely over the top:

Just hearing about this dumb $20 burrito debate so just thought I'd make the losers on social media angry before going to bed.

Stop whining, get a job, eat Ramen like the rest of us did in college, on a budget with 4 roommates.

The market doesn't care what you think something "should" cost. Only communists care (they set prices remember? Then everyone starves, remember?) Are you a communist? Or are you an American adult male capable of handling his own shit?

This is what passes for political discourse these days, at least over on the right. Running through all of their inane (and, quite frankly, insane) comments is a common thread, though. Because conservatives are all in agreement that if you have the temerity to complain about high prices (for anything), then this is all somehow your own fault for complaining. Or maybe Joe Biden's fault. Or someone else's. It certainly isn't the fault of Donald Trump, or of anyone in the Republican Party. Perish the thought!

It's not just burritos, either. Right after Michele Tafoya won the Republican nomination for a Senate seat in Minnesota this week, a clip surfaced of her being interviewed earlier this year, right after Trump started his war of choice with Iran and gasoline prices spiked through the roof. She had some handy advice for what people upset over sky-high gas prices should do about it: "I think right now at least just keeping a stiff upper lip. Maybe you take one less trip to Starbucks and so that gas goes a little further. Until this thing is over and these gas prices come back down again, let's just try to be patriots about this."

At least she only called people complaining about high prices unpatriotic, and not communists. That's something, right?

Snark aside, this is why I initially wanted to use the phrase "whistling past the graveyard" for this column's title. Because that seems to be what Republicans are doing right now. They know full well they have no real answer for complaints about the rising cost of living, they know full well that Trump's policies are causing a great deal of economic pain, and they have chosen to blame the victims -- which, in this case, turns out to be "all those voters out there."

This is not exactly a winning political strategy. It is in fact reminiscent of Joe Biden trying to convince everyone that the economy was actually a lot better than everyone thought it was, a few years back. Except Biden wasn't dismissively sneering at the people who were complaining, at least.

But in the new manly, testosterone-soaked version of conservatism that is currently ascendant on the right, anyone who complains about anything deserves nothing but scorn and ridicule. They're all desperately trying to follow Trump's lead in gaslighting everyone into thinking that prices aren't high, and that everything is actually wonderful.

Again, this is not exactly a winning political strategy (as Biden found out). You can blow all the sunshine you want up people's skirts, but when they get to the supermarket checkout aisle they're still going to be shocked at how high prices have gotten. And blaming them for complaining probably isn't going to win you many votes.

Gaslighting is really all the Republicans have got right now, since the GOP is led by a president who simply ignores any reality he doesn't want to face. So they all try to echo Trump's delusion that the affordability crisis is nothing more than a hoax from the left.

Amid weeks of compounding foreign policy failures and an economy that lost a revised 103,000 jobs across May and June, conservatives are grappling online with a brutal realization that the Republican Party as a whole is desperate to ignore: What do you tell working-class voters who are drowning under the weight of unrelenting inflation and sluggish job growth, when your entire economic platform is built on a foundation of gaslighting?

The GOP has spent the better part of the last decade telling Americans it is the party of economic populism. Donald Trump was supposed to be the politician who understood the frustration of people who felt left behind by globalization and stagnant wages. But 18 months into the president's second term, Republicans have arrived at a remarkable place: running the Biden administration's failed playbook on inflation. Now conservatives are fighting with one another over whether a $20 burrito is actually too expensive.

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Inflationary pressures on grocery prices and supply chains have caused the cost of a standard beef burrito to climb 50% since 2020. For workers at the 50th percentile -- the middle class, in other words -- wages have not kept pace with fast-food prices, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics price index for limited-service meals and snacks. Rather than reading the room, conservative politicians and pundits immediately rushed to echo the White House line that affordability concerns are a Democratic hoax, and then pivoted to calling young people lazy and irresponsible. This is a remix of the lecture supposedly spoiled millennials, who refused to sacrifice every small pleasure on the altar of homeownership, heard for years about $7 lattes.

Which brings me to another phrase that would have been a good one for this article's title. Because this seems to be the official GOP platform for the 2026 midterms. Yes, the real manly-man answer to the great $20 burrito debate is obviously nothing more than: "Suck it up, Buttercup."

November can't get here fast enough, folks.

-- Chris Weigant

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