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Friday Funnies: Zombies For President!

[ Posted Friday, May 18th, 2007 – 12:51 UTC ]

This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Well worth reading both of them:

Top 20 Democrats for President

Top 20 Republicans for President

Warning: at some point you are going to bust out laughing when you read these.

It was hard to pick the funniest entry from each list, out of so many that are truly hilarious, but here are my picks:

 

Best Democratic entry:

9. DENNIS KUCINICH

Pro: Solid anti-war stance; adorable; strong to the finich.

Con: Election laws limit magical pixies to only one term in office.

 

Best Republican entry:

8. NEWT GINGRICH

Pro: Well known.

Con: See above.

Enjoy!

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