OK, a few program notes to get to, first. I realize that this column is a day late, and there may be those among you harboring hangovers today who don't want to remember anything at all about yesterday, but even having said all of that, there are two main reasons I'm re-running this column today.
The first is that I am busy with other duties today involving helping my wife out in an important business meeting, and so I will be traveling all day. Meaning I had to have some sort of column which would appear here on schedule while we're busy elsewhere. In fact, I'm not certain a new column will appear Tuesday, either (or possibly much later than usual), so fair warning on tomorrow's schedule.
The second reason is the amusing one (to me, at least). Because now, whenever anyone goes to Wikipedia to read about Saint Patrick, the column below is cited, under the "Saint Patrick banishes all snakes from Ireland" section. Which makes it rather definitive, in the literal sense. I've never been a Wikipedia editor, so I have no idea how this happened, but there it is.
In any case, it's a fun column, so I hope you'll enjoy it, and I hope everyone had a wonderful time yesterday. As the Irish say: "May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. And may you find yourself in Heaven a half an hour before the Devil knows you're dead."
[Originally published March 17, 2010]
First off, Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig!
For our non-Gaelic-speaking readers, Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
Saint Patrick, patron saint of Ireland, lived in the fifth century A.D., and he came to Ireland as a proselytizer for Christianity. That is about the sum total of the known, verifiable facts about Patrick. The rest is myth. Since such mythologizing began only a few hundred years after his death (which happened on March 17, by the way), these myths of Patrick are much more widely known than the thin shreds of his real history (which are limited to two surviving letters written by Patrick in Latin). Besides, it's much more fun to sit around telling these tales over a pint of Guinness than to dig up actual facts. Even if the tales are pure blarney.
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