We will admit, right here up front, that we did not think up today's headline ourselves. It came from an extra-snarky press release from the Harris/Walz team. Following Donald Trump's bizarre appearance before the news cameras yesterday, the Harris camp put out a press release titled: "Donald Trump's Very Good, Very Normal Press Conference." The subtitle was: "Split Screen: Joy and Freedom vs. Whatever the Hell That Was."

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Donald Trump seems to be getting a little nervous. He has had to watch, for the past three weeks, while the political media paid a whole lot more attention to Kamala Harris (and now Tim Walz) than they were paying to him and his rather unimpressive running mate, JD Vance. And it wasn't just that his opponents were getting all the press, it was that they were getting good press. Trump, meanwhile, had planned on coasting and taking it easy for a few weeks after the Republican National Convention.

Instead, Trump is now faced with Harris and Walz barnstorming the battleground states all week long, while Trump has a single rally scheduled in... Montana? No wonder the Democrats are getting better press! And it's beginning to get under Trump's skin. Today, he hastily threw together a press conference, because he knew that would at least get his campaign some media coverage. The only truly newsworthy thing that emerged from it (Trump lying his face off about this, that, and the other doesn't count) was when he announced that he will, after all, be showing up for the scheduled presidential candidate debate on ABC next month. Earlier, he had backed out of the debate, perhaps confident that he wouldn't even need to bother. Now, he's proposing two more debates, in addition to the ABC event. He now knows he needs the free television coverage, after watching the debut of Harris and Walz for the past few weeks. And right around the corner is the weeklong coverage the Democratic National Convention will generate.

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You may not have seen Minnesota Governor Tim Walz in action yet. This is understandable, since it was only yesterday that he was named to the Democratic ticket as the vice-presidential nominee. But even if you haven't seen any clips of him yet or watched that blowout Philadelphia rally yesterday, don't worry -- you already know him.

You've already seen him dozens (if not hundreds) of times. He is straight from "Central Casting," and he has been portrayed by many a character actor in many a show or movie, for many a decade. He is the dad in pretty much every sitcom ever set in the Midwest. He is Coach, urging the team on to victory but still championing sportsmanship. He is the kindly school principal. Or maybe the beloved mayor. Or maybe he sells appliances or shoes or used cars or tractor parts. Whatever actual profession is written into the script for him, he is always essentially the same guy: a decent, hardworking, upstanding American. A role model others look up to. A small-town gem. He's Richie Cunningham's dad, to put this another way.

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In a little over two weeks, the Democratic Party has gone from "Biden/Harris" to "Harris/Walz," as their ticket has now been completed with Vice President Kamala Harris's selection of Minnesota Governor Tim Walz to be her running mate. But what's more astonishing than the lightning-fast schedule for all this unfolding is how utterly seamless it has all been. The party quickly unified behind Harris after President Joe Biden announced he was dropping his campaign, and from all indications today it looks like the party will further unify around the choice of Walz to round the ticket out. There are no simmering "Hillary Clinton supporters versus Bernie Bros" bad feelings tearing the party apart; instead, all the various factions seem content with the way things have worked out. That is an incredible accomplishment, for Democrats. Both progressives and centrists lined up to endorse Walz after this morning's announcement, with no hesitation.

As I wrote yesterday, Walz seemed like the best choice to me. Democrats are now on a crusade against weirdness, and Walz is about as normal a guy as you can imagine. He looks comfortable in the shlubbiest of clothing, he looks completely at ease with who he is, and his authenticity is going to go a long way towards perhaps repairing some of the damage Democrats have suffered with the rural, White regions in the country. Walz is from such a region, and it has made him who he is. He is "Minnesota nice" and will be incredibly hard for the Republicans to demonize him in any effective way. He does not look like some rabid lefty with "San Francisco values," to put this another way. He looks like a guy that runs a feed store in Podunk County instead.

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We are now in the homestretch of the frantic and foreshortened race that's underway to become Kamala Harris's running mate. By tomorrow morning, the announcement will be made and then we can all avoid using the word "veepstakes" for another four years (I'm not a huge fan of the word, even though I do have to begrudgingly admit that it is pretty catchy...).

Harris is moving at warp speed in her presidential campaign, which was pretty much required by her later-than-ever-before entry into the race. She's only been at it a couple weeks and has had to take time out of that to figure out who her running mate was going to be (a process that is more normally spread out over many months). This was all likely driven by the initial filing date in Ohio, when candidates for both president and vice-president had to be listed in the official paperwork. That August 7th deadline may or may not exist any more (opinions differ, which inevitably would have led to a court battle), but even if it does the Democrats will be ready to meet it, before they even hold their national convention. Calling the rolls of each state's electors and how they vote during the convention will now be a symbolic and purely-unofficial celebration of something that has already happened.

No matter how we got here though, Team Harris has indicated that the waiting will be over early tomorrow. Then they're planning a joint rally with whomever gets the nod later in the day, in Pennsylvania.

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It certainly already feels like a lot longer, but we aren't even done with the second week of Kamala Harris's presidential campaign. She hit the ground running in a big way and is already doing a fine job of drawing the distinction between her and the bizarreness of the other side. Meanwhile, Republicans are out there insulting "a bunch of childless cat ladies" as well as pretty much every minority group they can think of. Two weeks in, the race is now being defined between the childless cat ladies on one side and the total weirdos on the other. In other words, Silly Season has begun in a big way.

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To dot or not to dot? That is the question....

Since it seems like a week for Silly Season columns, today I thought we'd examine an editorial quandary we've been faced with. Because the Republican vice-presidential candidate presents us with a challenge. He would now prefer to be known as simply: "JD Vance" -- sans punctuation, in other words. So do we respect his wishes or continue (as we started doing when we first wrote his name) with our standard style-guide form: "J.D. Vance"?

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Democrats, rather astonishingly, seem to have JD Vance on the ropes already. He's been getting horrible coverage for over a week now, mostly about his rather unique ideas on how childless Americans should be treated as second-class citizens. What seems to be in order right now is a knockout punch. And I've got a doozy of an idea to suggest.

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Things are getting weird in politics. Or, to be more accurate, lots of people are now commenting on how weird things have gotten. Democrats have newly fallen in love with the word "weird," to describe Donald Trump and his running mate. Which, of course, reminded me of the best weird quote of all time, Hunter S. Thompson's immortal: "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

Maybe it's just because Silly Season is upon us -- that time when Congress blows off an entire month and the punditocracy is left with very little to talk about. During these dog days of August, all sorts of silly things get blown monstrously out of proportion, just because there's nothing else for the political commentators to comment on. Of course, this year is also a presidential election year, so there's always the horserace to obsess over, and in a few weeks the Democrats will launch their own national convention and dominate the airwaves for a solid week. So there's that to look forward to, at least.

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President Joe Biden wrote a piece for the Washington Post today where he lays out three reforms he now supports: a strong code of ethics for the Supreme Court, term limits for Supreme Court justices, and a constitutional amendment that clearly states that presidents are not above the law. All are good ideas and having the president get behind them is even better. But forgive me if there's also the feeling that Biden's move comes way too late to change anything any time soon. It feels like nothing more than political posturing, at this point.

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