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A Scary Hallowe'en Story

[ Posted Wednesday, October 31st, 2007 – 15:18 UTC ]

There were a few groups of people strung out throughout the train car, who all ignored me completely. They looked like tired commuters on their way home, and this proved to be the case, as they all got off at the first dozen or so stops on the outskirts of the city. I thought I would be alone for the rest of the journey, but at the last suburban stop a very old woman got on and sat down across from me. She looked a little spooky, with an eyepatch over one eye, and a bandanna tied over her hair. A mystical perfume which hinted at far-off bazaars wafted its way over to me. Her wizened visage examined me critically, and I was surprised to see a small smirk develop on her face as she did so.

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Heckuva Job

[ Posted Sunday, October 28th, 2007 – 14:58 UTC ]

Heckuva Job

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Smoking Mushrooms?

[ Posted Wednesday, October 24th, 2007 – 15:25 UTC ]

PDB

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D'oh! House GOP Website Pirates Simpsons Images?

[ Posted Wednesday, October 24th, 2007 – 03:47 UTC ]

Quimby   CMBurns

[Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby and tycoon C. Montgomery Burns]

You may well wonder why I, a (mostly) serious political analyst, begin my weekly Wednesday column with the images of two Simpsons characters. The answer is: these two images are the story. More on that in a bit.

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Halloween Comes Early For Republicans

[ Posted Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007 – 15:41 UTC ]

Boo!!

Halloween has apparently come early in Republican-land. The Republican National Committee's website today unveiled a prominent link to their new "Scariest Democrat" page. You can go to the page and vote from among six of the Democratic presidential candidates (with sound effects!). Missing are Kucinich and Gravel, which seems odd as Kucinich should definitely be in the running for the candidate to scare Republicans the most.

Out of the other six, guess who is currently polling at 91% of the vote? No real surprise....

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Severe Limp

[ Posted Saturday, October 20th, 2007 – 17:26 UTC ]

Lame Duck

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Ask Your Doctor

[ Posted Wednesday, October 17th, 2007 – 16:19 UTC ]

The Pill

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Pushing Paper

[ Posted Saturday, October 13th, 2007 – 11:35 UTC ]

CL

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Strange Bedfellows

[ Posted Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 – 15:37 UTC ]

Bipartisan

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Fundraising Woes

[ Posted Saturday, October 6th, 2007 – 14:23 UTC ]

Fundraising Woes

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