That is one hell of a remarkable self-own on Trump's part. This is an example of what we refer to as the inability to connect the dots and what Republicans refer to as "3-D chess." *laughs*

Who'd have thought that starting a global tariff war with the world's countries (including your allies and aquatic wildlife) might have some kind of negative repercussions? Anybody with two brain cells to rub together.

It's like the schoolyard bully who routinely steals everybody's lunch money yet whines because no one will come to his aid in his time of need... except he claims to have no need. *laughs*

Donald Trump is the perpetual victim and always has conducted himself that way, even when he is the obvious ________ <--- felon, fraud, cheater, aggressor... you name it. I cannot fathom why the MAGA cult minions see this whiny little prick as a strong leader playing "3-D chess" *laughs* when he's never been anything but a total toxic narcissist and money grifting fame-seeking whore with a middle school vocabulary and stuck firmly at the mental age of a 13-year-old child, the age at which age his parents sent him away to a military school because he was a bully with behavioral issues and they apparently accepted cadets with bone spurs.

An excellent hook for this entertaining column. Thanks!