In the lifetime of a thousand suns (and for the Epsteinth time)...

I see what you did there, and it's perfect.

...this Trump Could Join With Progressive Democrats To Take On Big Banks is a nothingburger that will never happen. Give sundowning grandpa some pudding and put him to bed.

"We are ending the war on saturated fats" too so make sure it's a good old fashioned home made marbled steak and kidney pudding (also referred to as pie) or at the very least a figgy pudding made with heavy cream topped with a slow-churned Minerva Dairy butter sauce.

You simply cannot go wrong with a meat pudding/pie. :)

it may be playoff football, but Steelers Texans is a slog.

Wasn't it, though... until that 4th quarter... womp, womp.

This little parody goes out to Aaron Rodgers and sung to the tune from Mister Rogers' Neighborhood:

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It's a beautiful day in your neighborhood
A beautiful day for my neighbors
You will be mine.
Watch your goal line.

So, let's make the most of the beautiful play
Since we're together, we'd all like to say
We'll knock you supine. Retire and recline.
You're unproductive labor.
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Heh. :)

Yeah, but a running clock is by no means right twice a day — or even twice a millennium. Seems that the human as stopped clock analogy only works if the human is stopped (read: dead).

it may be playoff football, but Steelers Texans is a slog.

You might say Trump has redefined what Teddy Roosevelt called the "bully pulpit" of the presidency (with a more-modern usage of the word "bully").

Teddy Roosevelt made a third-party run under the "Bull Moose Party," officially, of course, the "Progressive Party," but since Trump's brand of so-called populism doesn't resemble Teddy's brand at all, the term "bullshit pulpit" is much more fitting for him.

Take your choice: "Even a blind pig can sometimes find an acorn," or: "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."

Heh. Reminds me of "Dandy" Don Meredith on Monday Night Football... which reminds me, it's Monday night and I should be watching playoff football.

This could be a very potent issue indeed. The blind pig found an especially-tasty acorn, to put it metaphorically.

Trump cited "affordability concerns" for Americans, which apparently in his wee small brain would presumably ease in exactly 12 months, after which his unilaterally imposed one-year ordered proclamation would henceforth revert immediately back to those exorbitant rates at which he stated Americans are being "ripped off" (quoting Trump). So Trump is apparently not averse to Americans being "ripped off" after the completion of a unilaterally imposed little one-year break.

On another note, weren't we all assured by Donny Two Dolls and/or Five Pencils that "affordability" was a "hoax"? Rhetorical question.

So the totality of what is most likely to be accomplished by Hair Dick Tater regarding his "concern" regarding said issue and the unilateral lowering of credit card interest rates to 10% for a duration of only one year is to prove without a scintilla of doubt that "affordability" isn't quite the "hoax" that he's repeatedly claimed it is.

Just saying. :)