Comments on: From The Archives -- The Kringlebase Incident http://www.chrisweigant.com/2025/12/23/from-the-archives-the-kringlebase-incident-5/ Reality-based political commentary Mon, 11 May 2026 17:18:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: nypoet22 http://www.chrisweigant.com/2025/12/23/from-the-archives-the-kringlebase-incident-5/#comment-221681 nypoet22 Sun, 28 Dec 2025 19:09:20 +0000 http://www.chrisweigant.com/?p=27141#comment-221681 RIP Brigitte Bardot RIP Brigitte Bardot

]]> By: Kick http://www.chrisweigant.com/2025/12/23/from-the-archives-the-kringlebase-incident-5/#comment-221680 Kick Sat, 27 Dec 2025 16:49:54 +0000 http://www.chrisweigant.com/?p=27141#comment-221680 Dear Santa, I will make this brief and get straight to the point. Most importantly, I would like: (a) Cuddle Kids 14" Lovable Talking Triplets (b) Melissa & Dough Mine to Love Twins Luke & Lucy (c) Dozen Yellow Ticonderoga #2 Wood-Cased, Pre-Sharpened Secondly, do <b>not</b> (and I mean never again) be caught anywhere near international waters -- specifically the Caribbean Sea and/or the East side of the Pacific Ocean -- because our stupid president will have you shot down and then will release a statement claiming everybody knew you were: (a) delivering dolls past his stated limit of "two or three" (b) bringing pencils past his stated limit of "at most five" (c) distributing drugs because everybody knows you are a coke trafficking narco terrorist. Then he will place tariffs on the North Pole. Happy Christmas! Dear Santa,

I will make this brief and get straight to the point.

Most importantly, I would like:
(a) Cuddle Kids 14" Lovable Talking Triplets
(b) Melissa & Dough Mine to Love Twins Luke & Lucy
(c) Dozen Yellow Ticonderoga #2 Wood-Cased, Pre-Sharpened

Secondly, do not (and I mean never again) be caught anywhere near international waters -- specifically the Caribbean Sea and/or the East side of the Pacific Ocean -- because our stupid president will have you shot down and then will release a statement claiming everybody knew you were:
(a) delivering dolls past his stated limit of "two or three"
(b) bringing pencils past his stated limit of "at most five"
(c) distributing drugs because everybody knows you are a coke trafficking narco terrorist.

Then he will place tariffs on the North Pole.

Happy Christmas!

]]> By: MtnCaddy http://www.chrisweigant.com/2025/12/23/from-the-archives-the-kringlebase-incident-5/#comment-221679 MtnCaddy Thu, 25 Dec 2025 06:45:28 +0000 http://www.chrisweigant.com/?p=27141#comment-221679 Milk boarding? Stop it, you’re killing me! Merry Christmas, CW, and may you and your loved ones sleep safe and sound under our National Security umbrella. Milk boarding?

Stop it, you’re killing me! Merry Christmas, CW, and may you and your loved ones sleep safe and sound under our National Security umbrella.

]]> By: nypoet22 http://www.chrisweigant.com/2025/12/23/from-the-archives-the-kringlebase-incident-5/#comment-221674 nypoet22 Wed, 24 Dec 2025 06:05:04 +0000 http://www.chrisweigant.com/?p=27141#comment-221674 the Kringlebase would be an excellent tool for classroom management. JL the Kringlebase would be an excellent tool for classroom management.
JL

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