The White House released Trump’s medical assessments that claims he is 6’3” tall, weighs 235lbs, and is in great physical shape.

ROTFLMAO!

Prince William actually is 6'3" and towers over Trump in multiple photographs and will also be a King, which both of those things is not something Trump ever could be.

So when Trump shows up at an event, why hasn’t anyone questioned who the Hell he was supposed to be?!? Because he could NOT possibly be the President according to the White House’s official description of what our president looks like! He looks more like the mascot for Florida’s Citrus Growers group than what the President’s doctors say he is supposed to look like! It’s time to use their lies against them.

I know, right!? There seems to be nothing that Trump and company won't lie repeatedly about, and it appears quite obviously due to a deep-seated belief that Donald definitely doesn't "measure up." I mean, a guy with those reported measurements obviously wouldn't need to hide his girth behind a giant clown tie and his face and flabby nussy neck behind layers of orange goo.

All this!

One of my favorite inflatables I saw was an eggplant with a lifelike Trump mask and carrying a sign that said:

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No DICK tators

* No Kings *
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This is perfect! :)

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Does this ASS

[Trump photo]

make my country
look small?
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Make America

America Again

and

The 3 R's of Fighting Fascism:

Resistance
Refusal
Ridicule

Oh, and an inflatable costume and an American flag.