Eff that! I don’t want him going anywhere until he does the time!

I feel it necessary to give you "the talk" again wherein you should not get your hopes up that Trump will do any "real time," so to speak in the vernacular. I believe we're talking ankle bracelet and home confinement at worst and do not be surprised if it's simply probation. Regardless the sentence, he'll appeal it.

Just keepin' it real. :)

The board's troll is falling all over itself to provide more archived proof that Republicans and MAGAts are perfectly comfortable shitting all over someone's decades of service to America as long as their political affiliation doesn't include being a member of the Trump cult of lap dog whistlers, racists, misogynists, and cock holsters. The confirmation bias of the cult grows deeper.

Meanwhile, they worship a delusional narcissistic sociopath deeply psychologically disturbed draft-dodging old man in the throes of a meltdown who is a 34-time convicted felon demonstrably losing his shit over his opponents' crowd sizes to the point he is doubling down on the creation of grievances, craziness, and lies claiming that livestreamed political rallies with thousands in attendance actually never happened, despite the miles of photographic and video evidence to the contrary that easily debunk the Trumpian batshit crazy ranting bullshit.

Donald Trump is rattled and losing it!

So then, if anyone has a chance to attend a Harris/Walz rally, you should definitely go and enjoy yourself comfortably in the knowledge that you're helping Old Man Dementia Donald Trump onto a glidepath toward losing his shit exponentially faster than he definitely was already.

Donald Trump is a deeply insecure toxic narcissist who needs validation from external sources, so I say get yourself to a rally and give it to him and then sit back and enjoy the show as we witness the Trumptanic go down by the head.

Good times. :)

The ONLY Service that N0-BALLZ Tim Walz ever did for this country was quitting the service..

This is the assessment of N0-BALLZ Walz's own Battalion Commander.

Do ya'll REALLY think the pair of Token DEI-Hire Harris and N0-BALLZ Walz really has a chance to win!!???

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It’s more punishment to keep someone locked up for the rest of their life than to execute a convict. May Trump live to be 100!

We can dream....

Trump isn’t going anywhere.

He says Kamala "showed a massive 'crowd' of so-called followers, BUT THEY DIDN’T EXIST" and "should be disqualified because the creation of a fake image is ELECTION INTERFERENCE".

This type fake news that was posted on his ripped-off social media platform and regurgitated by MAGA Morons everywhere is precisely why Convicted Felon Donald Trump was found guilty of 34 felony counts in New York in connection with his 2016 campaign wherein he conspired with the National Enquirer to generate false stories regarding his political opponents while fraudulently covering up the factual news that he perceived would affect him adversely.

I hope Judge Juan Merchan is paying attention since Dipshit Donald has yet to be sentenced, and this is recidivist behavior that should not go unnoticed.

You'd think the asshole would learn, but then you remember how effing ignorant he is. You'd think he'd stop pushing lies to his MAGA cult that are easily debunked with video evidence, but then you remember how gullible they are and that Trump knows they're stupid.

He should flee to Russia before it's too late.

It won't do him any good since he'll still be required to present himself to NY criminal court, and failure to do so is punishable by law.

Any low-information Trump cock holster, MAGA Moron, or MAGA Monkey who claims that it was Trump's idea to eliminate taxes on tips is bigly uninformed or has never heard of Ron Paul... or both:

https://www.congress.gov/bill/112th-congress/house-bill/1139

Must we always educate the rubes!? Rhetorical question.

This GOP bullshit is a false equivalency between the terms "in war" and "in combat," which are two different things. You can serve "in war" without actually serving "in combat."

Denigrating those who serve "in war" but don't serve "in combat" is ignorant... and weird.

He couldn't have carried the weapons? It does not surprise me in the least that a MAGA Moron would fall for this asinine bullshit from Fox News. This article plagiarized from Fox News is a lie that twists Kessler's actual fact check and puts words in both his mouth and in the mouth of Governor Walz.

The Harris campaign circulated a 2018 clip of Walz arguing in support of gun restrictions. “We can make sure that those weapons of war that I carried in war is the only place where those weapons are at,” he said.

There is no evidence that Walz served in combat — and he has not claimed he did. He did receive ribbons for proficiency in sharpshooting and hand grenades, according to military records obtained through an open records request by MPR News.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/08/09/assessing-claims-about-walz-service/

The Fox News hatchet job on the fact check versus the actual words. They lie repeatedly to the MAGA Morons, MAGA Monkeys, and low-information rubes because they know they are stupid and will regurgitate their lies like useful idiots... the same way Trump lies to them because he thinks they're stupid.

He says Kamala "showed a massive 'crowd' of so-called followers, BUT THEY DIDN’T EXIST" and "should be disqualified because the creation of a fake image is ELECTION INTERFERENCE".

Dear Leader claims he went down in a copter crash (with Willie Brown) that was nothing more than a dementia fantasy.

When asked how he would help people afford their rent, he said "drill baby drill".

He should flee to Russia before it's too late.

I know! It’s easy it’s fun! We’re won’t have troll to laugh at come November and I’m enjoying having the power to trigger by barely lifting a finger.

N0-BALLZ Walz actually BROKE the chain of command and went around his supervisor to get out of deploying with his unit to Iraq...

Tim Walz’s former military superior made claims that called into question the Minnesota governor’s conduct in the U.S. National Guard during a CNN interview.

According to the former sergeant major, Walz was at each of these meetings. Julin also asserted that in the lead up to deployment Walz assured him that he was going to join the battalion in Iraq.

N0-BALLZ Walz LIED to his superior and ran away from his unit to avoid going to Iraq...

Yea... Token DEI-Hire Harris **REALLY** picked a winner in N0-BALLZ Walz!!

OK, but I DO have a question for ya'all former senile dementia-riddled Basement Biden supporters..

Do ya'all prefer N0-BALLZ Walz or Tampon Tim??

Ya'all's choice.. :D

You guys are REALLY backing winners here. :eyeroll:

Where was it that Trump was shot, again? He wore that clownishly large bandage over his ear during the RNC, but now that that is over, his ear somehow appears unscathed by the bullet! How can that be? Trump was so scared that he literally jumped out of his shoes in fear! Maybe he scratched himself trying to hide in his shoes? Or maybe he scratched himself on purpose? He wasn’t in pain immediately after being shot, which seems odd seeing how he had to still be carried down the stairs and placed into his vehicle. Was it because he has trouble walking down stairs because of his age/weight?

And don’t forget he completely lied about his “over two decade career” in law enforcement. That these idiots want to try to bash Walz for his 24 years of service when Trump created a fake medical condition in order to avoid serving in the military is brilliant!

It is almost as good as when Trumpets go after “the Biden crime family” for all of their “corruption.” Still waiting for Trump to turn over his bank records showing that he didn’t accept a $10 million gift from Egypt’s leader in 2016. Granted, it would be the biggest bribe ever accepted by a president from a foreign government, but Trump refuses to prove that it didn’t occur for some reason.

Are we taking bets on how many states will not certify this year’s election results in an attempt to get the House of Representatives to decide the winner yet?

BUTLER, Penn. – BUTLER, Pa. - Local artist Bill Secunda not only describes Donald Trump as "tough as nails" after the former president shook off an assassination attempt here, he created a life-size sculpture to hammer the idiom home.

Secunda was so inspired by Trump's actions, in which he raised his fist defiantly and exhorted rallygoers to "Fight, fight, fight" moments after being grazed by an assassin's bullet, that he built a unique likeness of the former president out of nails. Secunda unveiled the statue at the Butler Farm Show on Saturday, the same venue where the deadly shooting took place on July 13.

I mean, how AWESOME is President Trump!? He dodges bullets and kills Basement Biden's campaign with a SINGLE debate!

Remember how ya'all were swooning over Basement Biden. How ya'all were saying that Basement Biden is going to destroy President Trump!?

And President Trump DEMOLISHED Basement Biden with a SINGLE DEBATE!!

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Token DEI-Hire Harris demands those that attend her rallies to produce picture ID...

But is AGAINST picture ID for voting...

Vice President Harris was mocked online for requiring campaign rallygoers to present a government-issued ID upon entry, despite the Democratic presidential nominee opposing voter ID laws.

The email said those on the RSVP list must present a matching government-issued photo ID in order to be admitted to the venue, KTAR reported.

Got to hand it to Demcorats.. They WALLOW in their hypocrisy.. :eyeroll:

Hypocrisy. It's not a bug in Demcorat programming. It's a feature.

LOL. MAGAt dipshits

Well, I guess it's up to me to show him how it's done... What else is new, eh??

Now, on to the news..

N0-BALLZ Walz is still catching heat for his stolen valor claims of an "honorable" military service... Ya know, the Demcorat version of "honorable" which means running away and quitting when his unit is being deployed to a war zone.

Even the Left Wingery is getting into the N0-BALLZ Walz bashing..

Washington Post fact-checker Glenn Kessler shredded Democratic vice presidential candidate Gov. Tim Walz’s, D-Minn., claim that he once carried weapons of war "in war."

Kessler rendered his final assessment of Walz’s words, saying, "Walz’s language was sloppy and false. He did carry weapons of war — just not in war."

Let's repeat that for the Trump/America haters up in the cheap seats..

N0-BALLZ Walz claimed he carried weapons in war...

Demcorat Water Carrier Extraordinaire WaPoop says:

N0-BALLZ "Walz’s language was sloppy and false. He did carry weapons of war — just not in war."

BBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM MAJOR FRIENDLY FIRE SMACK DOWN!!!! :D

Gotta love it when Demcorat Media issues an EPIC smackdown of Demcorat cowards!! :D

N0-BALLZ WALZ IS SLOPPY AND FALSE... Yep.. Sounds about right..

As a result of this, and MANY more friendly fire smackdowns, Token DEI-Hire Harris and N0-BALZ Walz have gone into hiding from the press, licking their wounds..

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And, according to reliable news reports the Demcorat Civil War is in full swing.. Basement Biden (Who?? Yunno. Basement Biden.. The senile dementia-riddled wreck who ya'all swooned over.. BEFORE ya'all were swooning over Token DEI-Hire Harris...)… Anyways, Basement Biden has stated for the record that it was elitist Demcorats……

"Is there another kind???"
-Colonel Nathan R. Jessup, A FEW GOOD MEN

…. who forced Basement Biden out of the race. This effort was spearheaded, according to Basement Biden by Speak Hag Pelosi and Barack Hussein Odumbo. And, I have to be honest here.. Basement Biden sounded really REALLY pissed off... :D Look for more drama from Basement Biden when Token DEI-Hire Harris starts to crash and burn, just like she did in 2019..

I can picture Basement Biden then..

"You MORONS forced me out for THIS DEI-Hire piece of trash!!!"
-Future Basement Biden

:D It is to laugh... :D

And what of Token DEI-Hire Harris.... She is still hiding from the press... She is DEATHLY afraid of the press because she knows that, in her lame 2019 POTUS campaign, when Token DEI-Harris started talking to the press is when her 2019 campaign totally disintegrated...

So Token DEI-Hire Harris is STILL hiding from the press..

President Trump, of course, has NO PROBLEM putting himself out there. Matter of fact, President Trump just put forth a grand idea of eliminating the tax for tips.. This was very well received by the American worker where scores and scores of DEMOCRATS went on record as stating they are going to vote for President Trump now!! :D

President Trump's idea was SO awesome, it was IMMEDIATELY copied by Token DEI-Hire Harris in her VERY next speech!!!

Get that!!??? Token DEI-Hire Harris is so bereft of original ideas she is copying President Trump!!! Ya'all just GOTS to love it!! :D

So, all in all, it looks like this is the beginning of Token DEI-Hire Harris' crash and burn.. She keeps running away from the press...

What is she so afraid of??

Ya'all better get used to the idea of President Trump back in the Oval Office come Jan 2025..

Even DEMOCRATS are acknowledging this fact... :D

And y’all are very welcome for my Army service — I had a blast.

Coming from you my Dear Kick I am sincerely honored and grateful.

It was well deserved, and while I'm at it, I would also like to thank you for your service and remind you that a cacophony of pathetic right-wing bleating bullshit attempting desperately to denigrate you (or anyone else) for your service is not just infinitely ignorant but also demonstrably weird. So I'm giving you "the talk" I find I am more increasingly having to give my crew, necessitated by recent political rhetoric. I won't give you the entire speech, just the ending:

Always remember there is no amount of that babbling political nonsense that can subtract a single day of what you've given nor will it create a single second of service for the bellowing coward who is perpetrating this absolute prattling nonsense. He'll always be Cadet Bone Spurs, a draft-dodging poltroon with a history of denigrating those who served, and we definitely like people who were captured... and you should remember that.

As for your Lions, I think they got robbed on that two-point conversion call last season. They are one of the better teams lately, IMO, but the injuries. Ouch.

Signed —
Big Hands SoCal

I mean, I’d hoped that if I worked hard over the years and maybe caught a lucky break or two that I might someday make the short list of Weigantia’s better contributors. Kind of like my Detroit Lions Football Organization of late — not the best but definitely competitive.

Coming from you my Dear Kick I am am sincerely honored and grateful.

As always Hosanna Queen of Snark! Hosanna in the Highest! :D

We interrupt the troll's meltdown to present some official awards, in no particular order.

MtnCaddy is bestowed two:

* "Got Under the Troll's Skin"
* "Made Him Dance Like a MAGA Monkey"

John From Censornati is bestowed:

* "Made Me Laugh So Hard I Spewed My Coffee"

BashiBazouk is bestowed:

* "Bringing the Receipts"
* "Telling It Like It Is"

And for his lengthy meandering meltdown which presents almost entirely as personal attacks to a few sentences by MtnCaddy who clearly got under his gossamer thin skin,

Troll is bestowed:

* "Demonstrably Butthurt"
* "Obsessed With MtnCaddy's Genitals"

Heh. :)

For example there were 79 extra Covid deaths per 100,000 in red counties than in blue.

What is up with THAT!???

I mean, we all know how Harris crashed and burned when she ran her LAST POTUS campaign... And we all know that THAT happened right when she started speaking to the press..

So maybe Token DEI-Hire Harris is pulling a Basement Biden and will simply refuse to talk to the press.

That will work for her base, but it definitely won't work with Independents and NPAs which are ALREADY flocking towards President Trump.. Not to mention black and hispanic Americans are ALSO all flocking towards President Trump..

I predicted that Token DEI-Hire Harris would crash and burn by the end of Sep, but perhaps that is too generous.. It's looking like the token DEI-Hire is going to crash and burn by the end of AUGUST. :D

She even had a guy at one of her rallies who brought a map showing where the southern border is because it's obvious that Token DEI-Hire Harris can't find it. I mean, she was named the "Border Czar" by the Left Wingery media and she can't even be bothered to actually GO to the border...

And, while it's true that Token DEI-Hire Harris is making a showing in a couple battleground states, President Trump still holds the lead in most of them.. :D But once the press starts actually doing their jobs and taking a close look at Token DEI-Hire Harris and realize she has *ZERO* accomplishments to her name (She IS a Token DEI-Hire after all) then her 2024 POTUS campaign will go the way of her 2019 POTUS campaign..

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And then we have NO-BALLZ Walz* who has had to walk back so many of his military claims.

Token DEI-Hire Harris has had to re-write so many claims about N0-BALLZ Walz it's downright HILARIOUS. :D

It's funny. Democrats always accuse the Right of "lies", but when Demcorats are caught in real and actual lies, they just "mis-spoke".. :eyeroll:

Hypocrisy. It's not a bug in Democrat programming. It's a feature..

And, of course, there is N0-BALLZ Walz' close financial and social connections with a HAMAS Imam Asad Zaman who actually CELEBRATED the infamous 7 Oct attacks on Israel.. N0-BALLZ hosted this scumbag terrorist Imam on numerous occasions..

N0-BALLZ Walz also promoted a film that glorifies Adolph Hitler...

I honestly can't understand why ANY American of the Jewish faith could vote for N0-BALZ Walz!!

So anyways, to sum it all up...

Token DEI-Hire Harris and N0-BALLZ Walz don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of winning in November!! :D

* For the record, it was Walz' own army unit that gave him the nickname NO-BALLZ WALZ.. So, don't blame me.. :D

He has given up on "ignoring" me and now he is all about Michale!! :D Of course all he has is bogus bravado and lame threats of real life violence...

So typical of the no brain druggie who can't hold a job because he was kicked out of the Army..

I had a whole litany of prose explaining exactly why you are such a luser, Cad... But then I decided that the BIGGER and BETTER insult would be to just let you wallow in your sad and lonely pathetic so-called life.

Yer life is soul-less and empty and the only time you can find companionship is when you pay for it with your meager earnings from the street corner you beg on.

Reality is so much better of an insult than anything I could say..

And then the FINAL insult will be when Token DEI-Hire Harris crashes and burns, JUST like she did in 2019..

And President Trump wipes the floor with the DEI-Hire just like President Trump wiped the floor with Hillary!!!

THAT is going to be the FINAL insult that will push you over the edge and into the dark abyss where you and all other Trump/America haters belong!! :D

"It's going to be glorious!"
-Tiberius

You have a great day, dishonorably discharged druggie luser Cad... I know I will.. :D

Never interfere with your enemy when he is destroying himself.

Joe protected the electorate during Covid, period. As a bonus, it allowed Trump to keep talking talking talking…right out of office. I watched his “it will just go away” pressers and wonder if they were the tipping point.

Bonus Sun Tzu for nypoet22. Brother, I understand you being nervous about November.

The opportunity to secure ourselves from defeat lies in our hands. The opportunity to secure victory is provided by the enemy.

So get enthusiastic — we got this!

After Kamala wins the election we need to work to seriously discredit the Heritage Foundation. Bunch of christofascist anti-American weirdos....

I was actually thinking cho’mo might have the brains to bug out now — there’s a ton of bad news for Repugs and convicted felon trump before we even get to blue tsunami month, Boo. Then cho’mo be gone for a couple years unless cho’mo catches the Covidhoax once too many times.

All that’s missing is my favorite baby seal michale!

Is this how you "ignore" me dishonorably discharged druggie luser Cad??

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Any time you want to make good on your threats, son... You know where to find me..

But we both know you don't have the balls.. :eyeroll:

As to DEI-Hire Harris??

We have seen this movie before...

Harris declared her candidacy in January 2019. By April, her support stood at 5% in the CNN poll of the Democratic primary race. (All the numbers here are from subsequent CNN polls, conducted with the same methodology.) By May, Harris had climbed to 8%. Then, in the June poll, she jumped up to 17%. There was no poll in July, but by August, Harris was back down to 5%. She meandered around after that — 8% in September, 6% in October, 3% in November — and by December, she was out of the race.

Harris’s brief boom came after a Democratic debate in which she accused Biden of racism for opposing school busing back in the 1970s. For a moment, Harris became a progressive hero, until, with increased exposure after the debate, voters got a closer look at her. They didn’t really like what they saw, and her fall began.

History is simply going to repeat itself..

DEI-Hire Harris will be worse off than Basement Biden by the end of Sep...

You heard it here first... :D

Ni ni ya'all… 12-hr shifts are a biatch… Kinda like dishonorably discharged druggie luser Cad... :D

They'd pound on Biden for weeks... and his press secretary as if she was trying to hide something. #SSDD

Imagine how obsessed the pundits would be right now! And yet, because it is Trump, this will all just be a little footnote for the week.

But wait; there's more! Apparently, Trump is so livid with the press and The New York Times and insisting his bullshit is true (I tell you) and so phoned Maggie Haberman and threatened to sue because he had proof (I tell you) proof that this helicopter ride with Willie Brown was real and had happened exactly the way Trump explained it. So Trump kind of forced the issue, so to speak, so what choice but to get to the bottom of this story did Trump leave them?

So cut to the chase; I'll attempt it:

Donald J. Trump was doubling down on Friday about his story of nearly crashing during a helicopter ride once with Willie Brown, the notable Black California politician.

He was so adamant that it had happened that he threatened to sue The New York Times for reporting that the story was untrue, then posted on his social media site that there were “‘Logs,’ Maintenance Records, and Witnesses” to back up his account.

“It was Willie Brown,” Mr. Trump, who spent much of the last year hoping to make gains with Black voters, posted. “But now Willie doesn’t remember?”

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/10/us/politics/trump-helicopter-crash-willie-brown.html

* Trump did have a helicopter incident with a politician circa "around 1990" (make note of that year)
* It occurred on the East Coast not the West.
* It most definitely wasn't with Willie Brown.
* The politician in question was Nate Holden, now 95, a former Los Angeles city councilman and state senator.
* Also on board were Donald Trump's brother Robert and his executive vice president of construction and development, Barbara Res
* Trump is trying to impress Mr. Holden; he isn't impressed.

“I grew up in New Jersey,” he said. “It ain’t nothing new to me.”

“Anyway,” he continued, “we start flying to Atlantic City. He’s talking about how great things are. And about 15, 20 minutes in, the pilot yells, ‘Shut up! Shut up!’”

The hydraulic system had failed, he said. “Donald turned white as snow,” Mr. Holden recalled. “He was shaking.”

Mr. Holden said that as the helicopter’s crew worked frantically to set the aircraft down safely, his own thoughts ran to a helicopter crash in 1989 that had killed three senior executives of Mr. Trump’s casinos over Forked River, N.J.

“I just thought, how the hell do you let your staff not maintain your aircraft after you just had a crash that killed some of your staff? How could you let this happen again? I thought, if we go down, this is your fault.”

* Ms. Res corroborated Mr. Holden’s account and had also already previously written about the incident in a memoir.
* Ms. Res recalled that Donald Trump liked to say that Mr. Holden had “turned white” from fear, but that it was actually Donald Trump whose face was ashen.

So Trump used a question about Kamala Harris and an incident from "around 1990" to invent lies about Willie Brown disparaging Harris who didn't even date until 1994/95.

The "liberal media" does indeed seem to have a bias, but it is that they let Trump get away with all kinds of things they would never let a Democrat get away with.

Mr. Holden said regarding Donald Trump's recollection of the incident: “I just think he makes things up. That’s what I think. He never thought anybody’s going to check.”

So Donald should definitely continue to just make shit up and embellish it for opportunistic political purposes and then absolutely keep threatening to sue the press for not reporting his invented/misremembered embellished absolute bullshit and thereby leave them no choice but to actually do some deep dive investigating of facts regarding the spewage and proliferation of "fake news" emanating from his disease-riddled cranium. Give the press Hell at every chance you get, Dementia Donald, that'll show 'em.

no... No... NO! Why do those who report on Trump allow him to sound intelligent!? He didn't actually claim he was "taking it easy." He actually claimed he was campaigning a lot. As if!

This is how Trump answered the reporter (after he called her question stupid) with no interpretive spin applied, and I quote him verbatim:

Because I'm leading by a lot and because I'm letting their convention go through, and I am campaigning a lot. I'm doing tremendous amounts of taping here. We have commercials that are at a level I don't think that anybody's ever done before. Plus, in certain cases, I see many of you in the room where I'm speaking to you on phones. I'm speaking to radio. I'm speaking to television. Television's coming over here. Excuse me, what are we doing right now?

~ Donald Trump

Then he insulted the intelligence of Kamala Harris (again) saying she isn't doing a news conference because she doesn't know how because she's not "smart enough."

Trump is so demonstrably nescient that he appears to believe it will somehow grow his voting base by claiming repeatedly his opponents are "stupid," while he at the same time spews out lie after lie after lie as if he believes everyone in America is also stupid and will simply not notice he's a batshit pathological liar.

Also (assuming he’s a local) I can confirm that there is at least one Black man in Montana!

Trump hired him to sit on-camera behind the podium.

All that’s missing is my favorite baby seal michale!