* No further aid for Ukraine;

Thank you, Marge, for your help in getting (more) aid for Ukraine enacted by forcing SOTH Johnson into the arms of the Democrats (not in disarray) who are playing a game of chess while you amuse yourself attempting tiddlywinks with checkers pieces.

* A return to the "Hastert Rule," meaning no legislation is brought to a vote without support from a majority of the House majority;

Thank you, Marge, for your help in reminding Americans about Dennis Hastert, the longest-serving Republican SOTH who was indicted on multiple federal charges for crimes he committed in connection with paying hush money to underage students he molested while coaching wrestling. While it obviously isn't a crime to pay hush money in order to buy silence, it's often the coverup that can land your guilty ass into prison.

Dennis Hastert "serial child molester," received a sentence of 15 months in prison along with two years' supervised release thereafter and a quarter million dollar fine and will henceforth be known as the highest-ranking elected official in the history of the United States to go to prison... oh, wait; I'm being reminded this record has some stiff competition from Defendant Donald.

* Defunding the special counsel probes into former President Donald Trump in upcoming appropriations;

Thank you, Marge, for reminding Americans that the "lock her up" chanting MAGAts like yourself who foamed at the mouth at the thought of Trump weaponizing the Department of Justice against his political opponents are hypocrites of the highest order.

* Enforcement of the "Massie Rule," whereby government funding is automatically cut across the board if no superseding agreement is reached before a set deadline.

Kick the can... yawn.

When your plan of action is so crazy that not even Trump is for it, that's a big problem.

Of course, that list of demands is definitely Trump's plan of action, but now is not a good time for Marge and the MAGAts to set the House on fire only to get burned by being outmaneuvered by the SOTH and the Democrats.

Marge has been conspiring directly with Trump since the day she was sworn into office and met at the White House for a January 6 planning session:

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