Comments on: Tucker Carlson's Wet Firecracker http://www.chrisweigant.com/2023/03/07/tucker-carlsons-wet-firecracker/ Reality-based political commentary Fri, 10 Apr 2026 02:56:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Kick http://www.chrisweigant.com/2023/03/07/tucker-carlsons-wet-firecracker/#comment-202355 Kick Sun, 19 Mar 2023 19:50:30 +0000 http://www.chrisweigant.com/?p=23272#comment-202355 John M. 2 Of course I can't! ;) <i>But this is all poor Tucker's got.</i> Of course it's not all poor Tucker's got; he's also got the bullshit from "Mars" (that's what she calls herself) the self-described "wackadoodle" and author of the memo that Fox News relied on in order to gaslight their Righty rubes and which Trump then repeated ad nauseam to the gullible Trump cult he called to Washington, DC, and then sent them to the Capitol in order to stop the constitutional mandate of Congress on January 6... feeding their confirmation bias repeatedly. Mars wrote an email to Sidney Powell, and Tucker et alia ran with the utter asinine horseshit claims on Fox while discussing behind the scenes what complete fantastical bullshit nonsensical crazy claims they were. So here's the origin story (according to its author), and I quote: <blockquote>I see what others don't see, and hear what other don't hear. It's more like time-travel in a semi-conscious state. I've had the strangest dreams since I was a little girl. I was internally decapitated, and yet, I live. The Wind tells me I'm a ghost, but I don't believe it. </blockquote> * So, to recap: She thinks that "wind" should be capitalized like it's a proper noun, "time-travel" should be hyphenated when used as a noun and commas should be inserted in sentences where totally unnecessary. She's not just grammatically underwhelming... she's also crazy like a Fox. That's her superpower. John M.
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Of course I can't! ;)

But this is all poor Tucker's got.

Of course it's not all poor Tucker's got; he's also got the bullshit from "Mars" (that's what she calls herself) the self-described "wackadoodle" and author of the memo that Fox News relied on in order to gaslight their Righty rubes and which Trump then repeated ad nauseam to the gullible Trump cult he called to Washington, DC, and then sent them to the Capitol in order to stop the constitutional mandate of Congress on January 6... feeding their confirmation bias repeatedly.

Mars wrote an email to Sidney Powell, and Tucker et alia ran with the utter asinine horseshit claims on Fox while discussing behind the scenes what complete fantastical bullshit nonsensical crazy claims they were.

So here's the origin story (according to its author), and I quote:

I see what others don't see, and hear what other don't hear.

It's more like time-travel in a semi-conscious state.

I've had the strangest dreams since I was a little girl.

I was internally decapitated, and yet, I live.

The Wind tells me I'm a ghost, but I don't believe it.

*
So, to recap: She thinks that "wind" should be capitalized like it's a proper noun, "time-travel" should be hyphenated when used as a noun and commas should be inserted in sentences where totally unnecessary. She's not just grammatically underwhelming... she's also crazy like a Fox. That's her superpower.

]]> By: John M from Ct. http://www.chrisweigant.com/2023/03/07/tucker-carlsons-wet-firecracker/#comment-202279 John M from Ct. Thu, 09 Mar 2023 05:06:41 +0000 http://www.chrisweigant.com/?p=23272#comment-202279 Kick, With all respect, I have no idea what the anonymous passage you quote ("I see what others don't see.." etc.) has to do with Chris' commentary on Tucker Carlson's ineffectual edit of the Capitol security tapes. Can you help us see the connection? Kick,
With all respect, I have no idea what the anonymous passage you quote ("I see what others don't see.." etc.) has to do with Chris' commentary on Tucker Carlson's ineffectual edit of the Capitol security tapes. Can you help us see the connection?

]]> By: Kick http://www.chrisweigant.com/2023/03/07/tucker-carlsons-wet-firecracker/#comment-202270 Kick Wed, 08 Mar 2023 12:11:25 +0000 http://www.chrisweigant.com/?p=23272#comment-202270 So here's the origin story (according to its author), and I quote: <blockquote> I see what others don't see, and hear what other don't hear. It's more like time-travel in a semi-conscious state. I've had the strangest dreams since I was a little girl. I was internally decapitated, and yet, I live. The Wind tells me I'm a ghost, but I don't believe it. </blockquote> * <b>So, to recap</b>: She thinks that "wind" should be capitalized like it's a proper noun, "time-travel" should be hyphenated when used as a noun and commas should be inserted in sentences where totally unnecessary. She's not just grammatically underwhelming... she's also crazy like a fox. That's her superpower. So here's the origin story (according to its author), and I quote:

I see what others don't see, and hear what other don't hear.

It's more like time-travel in a semi-conscious state.

I've had the strangest dreams since I was a little girl.

I was internally decapitated, and yet, I live.

The Wind tells me I'm a ghost, but I don't believe it.

*
So, to recap: She thinks that "wind" should be capitalized like it's a proper noun, "time-travel" should be hyphenated when used as a noun and commas should be inserted in sentences where totally unnecessary. She's not just grammatically underwhelming... she's also crazy like a fox. That's her superpower.

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