Seriously. I'm the younger by three minutes.

Sweet! There are three of us here! Great things come in pairs... as y'all know.

As we have older siblings, however, I was familiar with that singleton phenomenon. I'm also familiar with being asked if we're identical twins, even while seeing us together.

Oh, yes, ma'am sir ma'am; I hear you. My twin is much shorter than me, has a different hair color and even a totally different color eyes and much lighter skin tone, and people still ask if we're "identical."

I learned to answer with tact.

My absolute favorite answer: "Can't you tell?" ;)

Yeth! I am a twin as well. My twin is about a foot shorter and he didn't get my good looks haha.

There are three of us here!? Sweet. :)

Seriously. I'm the younger by three minutes. As we have older siblings, however, I was familiar with that singleton phenomenon. I'm also familiar with being asked if we're identical twins, even while seeing us together. I learned to answer with tact.

James T. Canuck wrote

"Don't be absurd, and above all else, don't enable that greasy Trump narrative when the person who reluctantly carried out his policy later quit her job in disgust of a policy she described as heartless and uncaring. People without any curiosity and in turn, any factual evidence other than, 'Trump insists this is what happened, therefore it must be so,' are equally repellant as the specimen who inaugurated the human herding to kick off this stain on the American soul... I'll wager you're disabled by one or other of the Catholic chimaeras that seem to thrive in the undereducated, self-loathing white lower class? Almost without exception, that sub-sect parrot Trump's BS because it suits them to look away."

People depress me unutterably at times, those times are here frequently these days.

Ouch! You hit that nail right on the spot.

Repug voters aren't very bright. They've been voting for tax cuts for the rich for 40 years and it predictably work great -- for the rich, only.

The line good thing about Trump is that it awakened the Progressives in a way that never would have happened under Hillary. So 200,000 dead Americans & another trashed American economy may prove a price worth paying if it undos the damage that Reaganism hath wrought.

asshold = asshole

http://www.chrisweigant.com/2020/10/22/trump-shockingly-normal-in-debate/

-CW

The video doesn't help Trump. Stahl wouldn't accept Trump's usual bushel baskets full of lies and she kept trying to get Trump to answer the question at hand.

It's officially "Hail Mary" time for Trump and the Repugs. Only it doesn't make a difference if you're down by thirty points when you get the ball.

There's not enough time for Trump to pull this off.

When it came to health care I was sorely disappointed that Biden didn't break out the large blunt force object of Trump telling Leslie Stahl "I hope that they end it. It’ll be so good if they end it." Just to watch him increase his LPM rate would have been schadenfreude gold.

He actually told Leslie Stahl that!? Well, that was an "off the charts" ignorant thing to say considering the midterms, and then throw in a pandemic and it's positively moronic. The silent part out loud again. So did he admit he actually has no health care plan? No wonder he left the interview.

I'll never forget that time Trump began to cry during an interview and it was ended as Trump was abruptly rushed out of the room. The subject was how Trump thought he was being poorly treated. I guess he forgot how he treated Barack Obama and was under the mistaken impression that he was the only asshold in America, but I digress.

Tune in tomorrow night when "Borat Subsequent Movie" (or whatever the name is) has Donald Trump's personal lawyer proving exactly what a national security risk Donald Trump and the Trumpanzees really are. These bozos couldn't get a security clearance to clean the toilets in the White House... as I know you know.

Nothing happened that will move the needle much at all. Joe didn't pee himself on stage and that's all he needed to do.

Behold.

I can answer the "who built the cages, Joe?" question... Obama built the cages, that's how he became known as the 'Deporter-in-Chief' by the GOP when it suited their duplicitous ends. Trump put the kids in them and somehow misplaced their fucking parents to disincentivise illegal entry, now the US taxpayer gets 500 reminders of what happens when they don't GET OUT AND VOTE.

His reply.

'don't tell 1/2 the story. the kids were separated to ensure they were with authentic parents. most were not. they were taken by drug runners & human traffickers. they took off as they usually do & left the kids which were used to gain entry.'

My rebuttal and why some people are in dire need of some humanity.

"Don't be absurd, and above all else, don't enable that greasy Trump narrative when the person who reluctantly carried out his policy later quit her job in disgust of a policy she described as heartless and uncaring. People without any curiosity and in turn, any factual evidence other than, 'Trump insists this is what happened, therefore it must be so,' are equally repellant as the specimen who inaugurated the human herding to kick off this stain on the American soul... I'll wager you're disabled by one or other of the Catholic chimaeras that seem to thrive in the undereducated, self-loathing white lower class? Almost without exception, that sub-sect parrot Trump's BS because it suits them to look away."

People depress me unutterably at times, those times are here frequently these days.

LL&P

John From Censornati wrote:

Death Harris,

GET HELP.

Starting with sharpening up your reading skills. You don't get it.

Yeth! I am a twin as well. My twin is about a foot shorter and he didn't get my good looks haha.

Trump also claimed that the bailouts of the farmers were not from taxpayer dollars, but from the billions of dollars China is paying us. He didn't use the word tariffs, but "we" are probably too "effing stupid" to understand how tariffs work.

Yes, sir ma'am sir. ;)

P.S. I am not a sir. I didn't think Michale could handle me not being some big bruiser.

Who?

My twin is about a foot taller than I.

When I was a tiny rambunctious little thing, I thought everybody came in pairs like me. You seriously have a twin too? :)

Is it just me or is it a bit odd that the proclaimed standard bearer of the evangelicals doesn't wear a wedding ring?

His wife does...

I know folks who don't wear their rings, but isn't it odd that the standard bearer of their movement doesn't ?

P.S. I am not a sir. I didn't think Michale could handle
me not being some big bruiser. My twin is about a foot taller than I.

When it came to health care I was sorely disappointed that Biden didn't break out the large blunt force object of Trump telling Leslie Stahl "I hope that they end it. It’ll be so good if they end it." Just to watch him increase his LPM rate would have been schadenfreude gold.

Yes, sir, exactly!

Trump again claimed during the debate that he has a great health care plan that will be unveiled any day now and again claims those taxes are going to be published soon.

Trump might as well be looking into the camera and stating:

"I've been claiming my healthcare plan and taxes are going to be unveiled imminently, any day now, and soon for almost six years running because that's how effing stupid I think the you American People are. Are you this damn dumb? Obviously, I believe you are."

Note, too, the intricate detail Trump has command of on all of his lies and misinformation, while knowing little to nothing about the Proud Boys, David Duke, the content of legislation, or anything that actually happened yesterday.

That's a good point. I was thinking mostly of GOP politicians, but I should also have considered celebrity wannabes as well. After all, that's where we got Trump in the first place. Good point.

nypoet22 [2] -

BWAH hah hah! Now THAT was funny!

:-)

-CW

Today's column will be late, as I'll be doing another (the last one!) snap-reaction post-debate column.

-CW

begala made an interesting point - that contrary to all his campaign's protestations the mute button might actually help trump be perceived by the electorate as less crazy.

But what if they keep the split screen on Trump and then Dopey Donald keeps right on interrupting (hands flailing as usual) even though his mic has mercifully been switched off? Body language speaks volumes, and Trump seems incapable of stopping himself from repetitive dipshittery.

Some people can't be helped by others; they live in their own created Foxnewsian-type fantasylands and spew the exact same ridiculous invented propaganda bullshit over and over and over like salivating and whining pavlovian animals on cue. When barking doesn't work, they resort to whining... like a dog... but too stupid to realize they appear to others like a giant asshole spewing verbal diarrhea unabated and whimpering endlessly about how things are so unfair and they're victims.

So to recap: It will surprise me if Trump doesn't demonstrate writ large that he's the poster child for white male grievance who acts out and/or cuts and runs for the exits when confronted with facts. #Coward #Wussy

Question is, can they do it? Their abdication of all forms of governing over the last decade may have left them deskilled in the arts of practical politics - their obvious toolkit.

Very good question! Unless they were elected prior to 2008, it is unlikely that they have worked on a bipartisan piece of legislation that actually became law. That is truly horrific when you realize that THAT is really their only job.

Biden's new statement about the supreme court is just about as awful as it could get.

I agree completely with ya on this. I think Biden should turn it back on McConnell:

“We will simply be continuing the hard work started by Mitch McConnell to placing judges on the Federal bench to help combat the volume of cases the court is being asked to hear. It should not take years or decades for justice to be administered in these cases, and increasing the number of justices will help alleviate the backup of cases on the docket, thus speeding the process up for everyone.”

”Any questions covering these topics are unfair and are “fake news” that I cannot answer without looking bad!”

???

That way, if Trump is asked questions covering the same topics, Trump can rant about just answering these fake news questions with 60 Minutes for two minutes so it seems like he is actually answering the question being asked!

It will be interesting to see how someone reacts to combining COVID-fighting drugs with a cocktail of cocaine and Adderall. We could see maximum craziness tonight!

When they ask him about it, he should say: McConnell's the court packer. We're going to unpack it.

Biden has to be careful not to become vexed with Trump's expected digs at his family, most of which is known bubkiss at this point.

Also, watch to see if Trump is strangely subdued and mindful of Biden's time to speak, The Trump campaign is hoping to give Biden the time, and thus the rope, with which hang himself. A scenario predicated on the false Trumpian assumption that Biden's a syphilitic soft brain and incapable of putting two words together... I get that Trump would prefer we all ignore our lying eyes but has he reached the point where he's convinced himself of his own dupe? Astonishing.

All this is most likely moot, as Trump will be five minutes in and all the voices in his head that drown out reality and social convention will come alive in a cacophony of bombast, rage and victimhood... with a healthy spoonful of megalomaniacal paranoia to make it all a familiar scene to those of us in the cheap, sane seats.

LL&P

This blog's purpose is to present to the public one man's view of politics.

Not yours.

STF up. STF up. STF up.

GET HELP.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/21/opinions/unmute-trump-at-the-presidential-debate-begala/index.html

in weigantia the convention for a verbatim quote is to italicize or put in a text box. when you put an unformatted paraphrase in quotation marks it means you're claiming that what the person wrote was equivalent, not necessarily verbatim.

e.g. "a noun, a verb, and pie!"

JL

as my wife pointed out, the 20 is already earmarked for harriet tubman. not quite as on the nose given jackson's particular history, but maybe pokey can still pip grant on the fifty? cool thing is, the design's already done:

https://api.time.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/pocahontas.jpeg

as to the trump 3-dollar bill, no one would be more deserving.

JL

In terms of Trump's career next year, I tend to go with the comments here that he may be more of a spent force than Chris fears. Just as this election is proving difficult for him because this time he's not the refreshingly blunt outside business expert but the demonstrably failed first term president, so his post-office career won't be the same as his pre-office career, boasting of his expertise and shaking the establishment with his comic insults. The act has been on the road for too long, with piss-poor receipts, and everyone's heard all the jokes dozens of times over.

I have a better chance of dying in a car crash than I do from COVID.

Dear Deceased Trump Sycophant/Bootlicker: Thankfully, you didn't kill the other driver, but if you're driving under the influence of alcohol like you were, you certainly do have a "better chance;" however, it's also infinitely ignorant to attend Trump super-spreader events by the dozens as if they're perfectly risk-free, particularly when Your Worship got infected and is now advocating "herd immunity" for everyone. With no vaccine yet, there is only one possible way to achieve herd immunity: Mass infection that will kill multiple hundreds of thousands of Americans.

You've avoided all that and won't be around to vote for Trump. Win-win.

Trump’s success with the Apprentice was largely due to how little time he was on camera! Trump was playing a fictional character named Donald Trump that was actually a very successful businessman. He said what he was told to say. He did not make any decisions on who was actually fired each week. That would require him to pay attention to something that was not about HIM... and we all know THAT ain’t gonna happen!

Also, we will possibly be at close to half a million COVID-19 deaths by January 2021 thanks largely to Trump’s refusal to address the pandemic seriously. How do you think Trump’s glowing praise for how well he handled the pandemic is going to received by the masses when Biden actually implements a national plan for battling COVID and things start to get better? People are not going to be wanting to hear anything that man has to say!

Trump is going to go out of his way to make Americans suffer for not re-electing him as long as he is in office. He won’t sign any relief bills and will immediately kill the ACA if SCOTUS strikes it down. He won’t be able to help himself, he is just that horrible of a person!

Lastly, the Republican Party cannot allow Trump to retain any of the power that he has held over them these past four years or they will continue to be at risk of Trump turning against anyone who does not agree with him no matter what batshit things he spews. They will have to turn on him like they should have done when he was impeached. Trump is compromised. He is going to have lots of damaging news being uncovered in the weeks ahead that the GOP will want to distance themselves from as much as possible. Trump has become so toxic that even the cowards that remain in the GOP aren’t going to let him bully them anymore.

Trump has already told us what he plans on doing if he loses — he’s gonna tuck tail and run! (To a country that has no extradition treaty with the US, I am guessing.). I think we should take him at his word.

There would be line-ups around the corner, due to the Democrats closing all but one Wallmart per state every time there's a no-miss special or lost leader...lolo

LL&P

Everything will become expensive for him if he can no longer exploit presidential resources and he's deep in debt, so who knows? Twitter might just ban him. The conservative entertainment complex probably hates him as much as everyone else and may move on to a little brighter hater.

I like the 'Trump TV' angle personally... Trump TV, (TTV) would be a vulgar combination of Fox opinion (the three nutters), shows that exhault Trump in every way, the Praise The Lord (PTL) channel, (now the Lord suspiciously appears with an abbreviation of his schoolyard nickname, 'Donny the Deity') and the shopping channel with it's recently patented and jealously guarded red coloured merch... Red Bibles, red MAGA hats with matching crotchless panties, and red porch lights to mark your house in the overrun urban hell that was once your suburban dream...

I do see Trump hanging onto the limelight until he gets too close and zaps himself by becoming too much of an irritant. As an ordinary citizen, Trump is open to all manner of retribution from any direction, he's shat upon all kinds of folks, especially the professional civil servant types and diplomats. Let's face it, he's monstered his own party in particular, I see John Ratcliffe was given the task of awkwardly pinning the threatening emails sent to voters on Iran, whom he sheepishly refers to as second-rate cyber-players working in the shadow of the GRU. What's to follow, Lindsay Graham, in a gynandromorphic pique, starts to play off the womens tees at Bedminster and refuses to take a piss in the bushes in mock-rebellion to Trump's will? Topsy-turvy, the world may seem in normality in comparison to this Trumpian tizzwas that won't be anymore...

It'll take a while, but eventually Trump will tire of all the second billing and go back to washing oligarchial ill-gotten booty and grabbing at random muffins that he sees in the matching hat and panty set. He'll know they're his liscenced product, they'll bear a large black tag saying, Made in China, Under Patent to Ivanka Trump....

;)

LL&P

Rush Limbaugh, (but he's dying) Tucker Carlson or Sean Hannity: Remember, you asked which Republican "thinks he or she has a bigger following" and not which one actually does. But it is likely to be a celebrity before it'll be an actual politician, am I right? The GOP worships celebrity candidates despite all their hysterical and hypocritical -- and totally devoid of a scintilla of self-awareness -- whining protestations to the contrary.

Honestly, though, Benedict Donald has already informed America what he's quite likely to do regardless of whatever else he does, and that's leave the country. He's going to be hiring a lot of lawyers, and he's going to be held accountable for at least some of his crimes against the United States and the State of New York and other states. Count on it.

Keep in mind that should Trump lose, there will be no one in the upper levels of government to lie for him, run interference for him and to turn a blind eye to his multiple crimes... quite the contrary, in point of fact.

So to recap: Trump lives in a insular construct wherein he surrounds himself with those who will perpetuate his Trumpian fantastical worldview. Anyone who deviates from that construct is removed. When Donald is surrounded by an environment wherein he is not in control of the narrative, he runs for the exits. #Coward