Right you are -

It's Karnak the great Egyptian temple complex and Carnac the great seer, soothsayer, and sage.

"Sis boom bah." "Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes."

everywhere i've seen it written, carnac starts and ends with a C...

...but it not as good as a cookie!

https://youtu.be/Ye8mB6VsUHw

JL

*ROTFLMAO*

You have outdone yourself, sir. Bravo. :)

A: Wanksy

LL&Peepee

I had to look this one up. OMG! :)

A: Depends.

Q: what article of clothing is least conducive to being beadazzled

*LOL*

alternate question: what garment do the underpants gnomes reject?

The stinkers. ;p

Q. What do call shamelessly asking $1037 for a Trump Steak Gift Card?

May your rump roast on a flat rock in the mid-day sun.

OOH - OOH another Karnak that was quantum entangled with the previous one.

A. Sour grapes.

Q. What do you call a Trump whine about "fake news?"

Trump wine...ehhh! May your pre-nup have an egregious behavior clause.

Q. Is it Karnak or Carnak?

This is an actual question about the original Carson act. I've seen it spelled both ways.

Q. Soup to nuts

A. What is a typical Trump Tweet?

May Hannity give you a deep Shih Tzu massage.

Q. What do you call the stinging rebuke that Kelly Sadler received from the White House Director of Strategic Communications.

May you be laid low by your boss's Mercedes!

Note to White House. Thanks for the softball!

A. Sounds of Silence....(touch temple, repeat softly)

Q. What warm-up exercise does Kelly Sadler's voice coach recommend?

May your resume spontaneously combust.

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A. Gimme Dat Ding!

Q. What does a 6 year old say when he steals your Ding.

May children steal your ding.

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A. You ain't seen nothing yet

Q. What was Stormy thinking when she first saw "Little Donald?"

May your Viagra be adulterated

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A. I fought the law and the law won

Q What does Michael Cohen murmur over and over in his sleep.

May your slush fund melt as snow in the desert.

;p

Q: what article of clothing is least conducive to being beadazzled

JL

Q: How does a man wearing only briefs respond to complaints of public nudity?

Depends.

good one... but the answer is supposed to come before the question ;p

Oops... ;)

Q: What American infrastructure might need, but surely doesn't understand.

LL&Peepee

good one... but the answer is supposed to come before the question ;p

JL

[35] TS: You're welcome!

Q: Where does POTUS fantasize being chained, naked, while Ariana beats him with a rolled up electronic magazine, shrieking "YOU FILTHY, FILTHY, FILTHY LITTLE MAN!"?

May your dongle be a cause for snickering and snide derision leading to unhealthy forms of overcompensation in public and private life.

Paula-33: Your answers have been placed in a Mayonnaise Jar and will be allowed to ferment on my porch. Any questions and curses that write themselves will be collected and posted. Thank you for your continued support. :)

let me play too!

Q: What does a dyslexic say after punching a wall?

Q: How does a man wearing only briefs respond to complaints of public nudity?

Q: How does one politely ask a brooklyn native to pass the salt?

Q: What is the smartest thing Donald Trump has ever said?

JL

A. I fought the law and the law won

A. You ain't seen nothing yet

A. Gimme Dat Ding!

A. Sounds of Silence

Q: What directions does The Trump Organization typically give to one of Trump's one night sex "partners?"

May your rash behavior result in a fulminating rash.

Q: What was the motivation for AT&T contacting Michael Cohen?

May the FBI get a warrant to tap your phone.

Q: What fear is lurking in the mind of most Trump Tower Condo owners.

May an NYC pumper deliver your next high colonic you cheap bastard.

Paula: Thanks for the set up line.

Q: What is the monetary value of a degree from Trump University?

May your breakfast be steaming bowl of Carly Fiorina.

Kick-be careful what you wish for. :)

We're not worthy. Oh, who am I kidding? Of course we are!

Please feel free to just toss those out whenever they come to you. *LOL*

Truly well done, sir. :)

Q: What other idea currently bears a striking resemblance to the underpants gnomes business model?

Elon Musk and Space X mission to Mars. :)

You made my morning with those Karnak lines! Johnny would approve!

Q: What is the only remotely plausible reason why Trump hasn't thrown Rudy off a bridge yet.

May the papparazzi enlighten you about size of your rear end.

i give that answer three out of five buttafuocos

JL

Q: What was Donald Trump's first thought when he learned he was President.

May your insanely long tie get caught in an escalator.

Kick-be careful what you wish for. :)

May you realize that most of the fast food french fries you have eaten are 2% spittle. :)

Q: What system best describes Michael Cohen's meteoric rise and precipitous fall?

May Sarah Saunders be your care giver in old age.

I Dunno about that one...

I prefer Dick Duckets

Q: What is the technical term for money put into a President's sexual slush fund.

May Jared Kushner be your son in law.

A: Camouflage.

Q: Why is Rudy Giuliani effortlessly integrating into the Trump administration, despite his many gaffes and disastrous press encounters?

Poor old Rudy...seems every time he sits for interview, he lands himself in more neck-deep sewage while others hope he makes no waves. Failing at failing is one thing, but the wretched thing just can't help making things worse with each attempt to make things right...I'm getting the feeling that being completely incompetent and wholly inadequate for the given task is the first of many 'low bars' Trump appointees have to overcome. It seems to be a thread that binds most of Trump's appointees and their ability to be such colossal disasters, the mainstream media salivates in anticipation that their evisceration at the altar of congressional examination will be a simple matter and somehow newsworthy. All by cunning design (Trump might be as thick as a Whale sandwich, but he's been running circles around the media for years with his antics,) Trump knows the art of distraction. The only laugh I got this week was a wonderful 'super-trolling' of Trump by Ayatollah Ali Khamenei...

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-44090848

When you live by the sabre, don't get rattled when you get slain by it.

Happy (S)mothers day, fellow Canuckleheads. As per usual, my kids both made me cards celebrating the event, such is the life of the single parent.

LL&P

Mine was a cartoon of a stereotypical "Pancho Villa" type Mexican and his ragtag crew of likewise stereotypical Mexican followers, announcing to a stereotypical "Mrs. Villa", "WE'RE REVOLTING", eliciting the standard pun-type response from her.

That by itself dates the experience to 'pre-historic' (or at least pre-PC ) days, seeing as how stereotying is now forbidden by Dems/Libs.

Q: What does the President consistently find attached to the First Lady's wrists?

May your fixer keep a collection of burner phones.

here's my first exposure to the pun:

https://youtu.be/h0iAcQVIokg?t=10s

Q: What do a Trump Golf Course and Stormy Daniels have in common?

May Rudy Giuliani be your public defender.

Q: What other idea currently bears a striking resemblance to the underpants gnomes business model?

JL

Q: Faced with two options, what do you choose: (a) life in prison? or (b) flip?

*wipes coffee off screen*

This could be a thing.

More, please! *LOL* :)

A: Eh..what's up doc.

Q: What medical professional typically prescribes Propecia?

May Melania frost your drink with her glance!

Divined Answer: Zwaan Song

Hidden Question: What do you call the low moan coming from a soon-to-be-disbarred lawyer's prison cell?

This could be a thing.

A: The Trump Tower

Q: What does Bob Mueller call the mountain of evidence gathered in the Cohen raid?

Remember all the fuss about Michelle Wolf's comedy routine? Seems like a lifetime ago, doesn't it?

Yep. Too true.

Speaking of Michelle Wolf, reminds me of Michael Wolff and his book that ratted out Hope Hicks and Donald Trump conspiring to fabricate a lying press release over the objections of lawyers who wanted to respond with the facts about the June 2016 meeting at Trump Tower with multiple various assorted Russians, them deciding it would be okay to lie about it because no one would ever see the email (oops), and then Mark Corallo quitting because he witnessed obstruction of justice... then fast forward to Mueller questioning them both and the White House losing Hope shortly thereafter. Seems like years ago, doesn't it? ;)

When a few more shoes drop... and they will drop... the GOP will switch their rhetoric to "Trump didn't know about that; none of that has anything to do with Trump" as they simultaneously roll, roll, roll the bus over Gates, Flynn, Cohen, and Jared "expendable" Kushner multiple times in rapid succession... each of them a "fine man" because Trump hires the "best people."

As we already know from past events, Benedict Donald is a hands on type of con artist. Trump knew.

* "I mean, at some point, yes, but it could have been recently, it could have been a while back. Those are the facts that we're still working on."

* "Well, it depends on kind of what you mean by met her."

The best thing this week was Richard Cordray/Betty Sutton winning the Dem primary in Ohio + the Redistricting win. Well, AND all the wins by other Dems.

The next best thing was the story breaking about Michael Cohen getting money for access to Blotus. Now the work starts putting the pieces together about just what Blotus did in return and/or who else in the administration did what in return. Also who else has been paying up and, especially, from outside the country.

In addition to the slow-rolling trainwreck that is every day under DT the week's darker moments included Dick Cheney emerging from his crypt to tell us he's still all for torture while Torture-Lady-Evidence-Destroyer Gina Haspel disgraced the halls of Congress by not-being-in-jail-WITH-Dick-Cheney for war crimes. And we had the misfortune of having to hear from Sarah-we-didn't-miss-you-Palin again. Hopefully she will recede quickly.